an idiot in london


Wednesday, 27th December.
It's natural

Today I worked at the Natural History Museum. "Working" there consisted of wandering around with a walkie-talkie...not exactly taxing.

Anyway, late in the afternoon an announcement came over the PA system:

Would Mr Alcars please come to the information desk in the main hall. That's Mr Colin Alcars...please report...(it's here that he realises someone's having a lend of him) the information desk.