an idiot in london

July 2001

Monday, 23rd July 2001.
More Secret Valley
Search strings

Small things amuse small minds, and I've got one of the smallest minds going round. Going round what precisely, I'm not sure.

Anyway, it's time again for me to share with you the top search strings for

  • how to get girl's phone numbers
    (correct use of apostrophes...or should I say apostrophe's? a start!)

  • why is garbage truck right hand drive?
    because, my north American friend, it is imported from Australia, the world's largest exporter of garbage trucks!

  • dog shit repellent