It's all about the shoes

It is imperative that I wear the same clothes to the football each week. The kit consists of:

Dressed like that, it makes you wonder how I can still be single. Anyway, if I deviate from that specific dress code, Carlton will lose. Guaranteed.

So last Saturday I was in a bit of a rush to get to the office to let some contractors in (one of the contractors was Lance Whitnall's cousin!) and I unthinkingly wore the WRONG SNEAKERS.

As it turned out we won (despite my horrendous mistake which put the result in jeopardy) which would lead one to believe that superstitious clothes have no bearing on the result, and that I can wear whatever I like.

I now have a new pair of superstitious shoes.